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Ask me anything   [karen. 15. photoshop lover. procrastinator.]

THAT IS RIGHT NOW THIS IS LIFE RIGHT NOW

THAT IS RIGHT NOW THIS IS LIFE RIGHT NOW

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— 1 hour ago with 25865 notes

stop being a big baby.

— 1 day ago
25 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy


1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they’re familiar with the term “spanking a pizza.” Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word “pizza.” Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, “Please don’t mention that word.”
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker’s voice.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, “No, they’ll start fighting.”
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say “crazy bread.”
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, “Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.”
25. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”

— 2 days ago
when has forever ever been this clean?!

when has forever ever been this clean?!

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— 3 days ago with 5018 notes
Irvington Class of 2014!: Upcoming C/O 2014 Events! →

irvington2014:

CLUB RUSH IS TOMORROW!!!!

Don’t you want an amazing/cheap junior prom next year?!?! Then buy a Chicken Bake and Strawberry smoothie during Club Rush to help support your class!!

-Chicken Bakes: $4.00/whole and $2.50/half

-Strawberry Smoothies: $3.00

C/O 2014 End of the Year Picnic!!

— 3 days ago with 3 notes

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

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— 3 days ago with 15224 notes

its like my childhood flashed before my eyes

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— 3 days ago with 30142 notes

laybyday:

A cappella at its best. I’m always amazed by how innovative and ridiculously amazing this group is.

— 4 days ago with 7 notes